Fond Wishes

Not unamazing.

Drawing inspiration from a best-selling Japanese manga adaptation of Das Kapital, Chinese theater producers are planning to bring Marx's masterpiece to the stage.

I won't be happy until Phenomenology of Spirit is recast as a buddy comedy. Fussbudget Master (Dwayne Johnson) is beset by the antics of wisecracking Slave (Nicholas Cage) in this hilarious send-up. Watch out for special cameo by Marx (Verne Troyer in an enormous fake beard).