Snopes - WE GET IT

OK, Snopes, we get it. Enough already. Enough with the social commentary on every damn urban legend you debunk. Just tell me whether the thing stated is true or not and stop there. While you're at it, could you maybe tone down the pop-up-blocking-software-evading ads?

Oh, to get back to that whole quitting while you're ahead thing, some of your explanations are actually false. Like, you get whether the legend is true or false but then you explain it by saying lies. You might not want to do that.

Thank you. Carry on.