On a scale of One to Surprised, I registered about a zero when I saw this headline:
Kennedy pleads guilty to drunken driving.
Granted, it is about Kenoy Kennedy, a saftey for the Detroit Football Lions, but, hey, can you honestly say you aren't surprised? Honestly?
Oh, by the way, I did enjoy my two (?) week vacation from blogging which was every bit as deserved as it was noticed.