Stunning News!

Uh, Jon? Calling Fischer's paranoid ramblings "trenchant" was probably a typo, or you were tired, because, you see, words have meanings. I wouldn't call "Bush kidnapped me; they're all out to get me!" very "effective," "clear-cut," or "distinct." Nor do the hauntings of a diseased mind qualify as very "cutting," unless you take psychos seriously.

Just FYI, there, Speelman.