Liberals are Juveniles

Kids are lazy. Face it; it’s a fact. Hardly any kids are ambitious enough to start projects on their own, take the initiative around the house and do work, study without constant prodding, or do anything that doesn’t involve staring at a cathode ray tube, perhaps wiggling their adolescent thumbs around some controller. Kids expect everything to be done for them, expect their mistakes to be fixed by someone while assuming no blame themselves, expect things to be given to them that they didn’t earn, and if something being done for them doesn’t meet their standards, they throw a fit.

Well, liberals are pretty much the same way. Your genuinely liberal individuals today (not to be confused with the Democrats of old, for whom I do have respect) expect everything to be done for them, expect their mistakes to be fixed by someone while assuming no blame themselves, expect things to be given to them that they didn’t earn, and if something being done for them doesn’t meet their standards, they throw a fit.

Let’s take a look at some general types of people and see whether or not they fit that picture I painted. Yes, I know this is a very general and basically stereotypical overview, but in a country of nearly 400 million, sometimes we need to resort to stereotypes [how else could all those precious yet meaningless polls be taken from only 100 respondents?]).

1.) Unmotivated jobless slob collecting welfare
            This clown is likely a liberal; juvenile at heart, he expects things to be given to him that he didn’t earn and certainly doesn’t deserve. They made the mistake of cultivating no skills useful for life, and are forcing other successful people to cover for them.

2.) Successful entrepreneurs
            I wouldn’t be surprised to see this person NOT be a liberal. After all, he invested his money in a likely slightly risky manner to start a business, and until growing his enterprise into a large and highly successful company he is probably hovering pretty close to the profit/loss line. He doesn’t need to be footing the bill for others, nor does he need a million stupid regulations and licenses cutting into his profitability. Taxes don’t help him, and he likely believes that providing opportunity for others is better than giving them handouts.

3.) People who get more than one abortion
            I personally find abortion repugnant. This is NOT based on some deep religious conviction; I am simply repulsed by the concept of the wanton destruction of innocent human life. That aside, if someone gets more than one abortion (or recommends such more than once, so that we are not excluding one sex here) this is obviously symptomatic of an inability to control oneself nor take any responsibility. Think: four-year-old who is observed breaking a window on purpose, yet repeatedly denies it, blames it on anyone (including any pets close by), and expects mommy or daddy (hardly both nowadays) to make it all better. We certainly have a juvenile liberal here.

4.) Public educators
            Imagine only needing to work three quarters of the year, while basically repeating the same tasks year after year absolving you of the need to do much preparation as your life wears on. Furthermore, despite the repeated nature of your job, it isn’t nearly menial enough to bore you, and it is considered important enough for you to make really good bank. On top of this, you are granted copious free time throughout the day, and your ego is constantly masturbated by the government and general population. You are held to no standards while your entire profession sends the American youth into the lower tier of education on the world stage, and when suddenly you are expected to make good on your duties, you clamor about it not being your fault and demand more money. Wow you are likely a liberal.

Anyway, your basic, shiftless, ne’er-do-wells are the ones who typically vote liberal. The Democratic Party actively tries to recruit people who fit these descriptions; there is no way that a liberal could try to sell his positions to one of those private entrepreneurs, but take a stroll through the projects where the single welfare moms are squirting out kids (if they didn’t get to the abortion clinic fast enough anyway) and you will see liberal city.
 The capper to all this is when the loony libs try to claim that all blacks should be liberal; that they couldn’t possibly identify with any conservative principles. In other words, liberals claim that blacks are defined by my descriptions above. Whoops, liberals are horribly racist; way to believe that blacks are incapable of thinking for themselves or making something of their lives. I personally don’t see anything a person’s skin color could possibly affect, but in order to get some votes, liberals will do their best to convince blacks that they are lazy, unmotivated failures, deserving of handouts straight from the pockets of those who apply themselves. I HATE that mentality.